Hot weather.

My feelings towards hot weather are ones of extreme distaste. When I say hot weather, I mean extremely hot weather. I really don’t like anything above 90 unless I’m within 10 feet of a pond or lake or some body of water big enough to swim in. When it’s really hot and humid, everything is sticky and disgusting. The other day, I went to walk up the stairs in school and I put my arm on the railing. When I went to make the turn, I continued to move but the flesh on my arm held firmly in place. I’m very surprised all of my skin stayed on. It hurts so bad and left a large red mark on my arm. Also, during soccer practice the other day, everyone was so sweaty that they literally slid past each other. It was so gross. Beyond that, hot day are accompanied by dehydration and nausea which makes everyone angry and when they get mad, they really get mad. For example, the other day, someone took my drink playfully and I almost killed them. I feel like I’d like to move to a place with a mild climate instead of a place where it goes from one extreme to another in a matter of three weeks.

Beavers

Beavers are pretty sweet. Seriously, they’re the biggest rodent in North America which is totally awesome except I think New York City rats might be bigger. Beavers totally rock like hardcore style. This one time I was hiking in the woods by a lake and I saw a tree that was about 2 feet thick that a beaver had chewed down. They say that humans are the apha species but if we can’t chew through 2 feet of wood then we can’t be that superior. At least beavers can get out of the way of a falling tree. How many times have you heard of people getting crushed by trees? How many times have you seen a beaver crushed under a tree? Also, beavers don’t park their cars where trees can hit them. i have this strange feeling that beavers are going to run the world some day; right after they chew their way through the world governments and get some good dentists as to not lose their ultimate power. Not that much would change though, except for those lumberjack contests, they would probably be pretty different…I’m guessing…