I am ecstatic about this new progression of events that has taken place in our school cafeteria. They have just placed a certain beverage called Arnold Palmer is the vending machines. Now, if you don’t know what Arnold Palmer is, you are seriously missing out my friend. Arnold Palmer is the perfect blend of iced tea and lemonade that forms the über beverage. My infatuation with Arnold Palmer is limitless. I would go to the end of the earth to get Arnold Palmer( I don’t though because it’s in the cafeteria now). Anyone who doesn’tlike Arnold Palmer is a big jerk and should probably just go roll in the mud and think about their actions. If I were president of the world (which I will be), I would make it come out of all the water faucets even though it would be very inconvenient for cleaning. Also, I understand he was a pretty good golfer but the general feeling is that itis inconsequential.