Beavers

Beavers are pretty sweet. Seriously, they’re the biggest rodent in North America which is totally awesome except I think New York City rats might be bigger. Beavers totally rock like hardcore style. This one time I was hiking in the woods by a lake and I saw a tree that was about 2 feet thick that a beaver had chewed down. They say that humans are the apha species but if we can’t chew through 2 feet of wood then we can’t be that superior. At least beavers can get out of the way of a falling tree. How many times have you heard of people getting crushed by trees? How many times have you seen a beaver crushed under a tree? Also, beavers don’t park their cars where trees can hit them. i have this strange feeling that beavers are going to run the world some day; right after they chew their way through the world governments and get some good dentists as to not lose their ultimate power. Not that much would change though, except for those lumberjack contests, they would probably be pretty different…I’m guessing…