I am ecstatic about this new progression of events that has taken place in our school cafeteria. They have just placed a certain beverage called Arnold Palmer is the vending machines. Now, if you don’t know what Arnold Palmer is, you are seriously missing out my friend. Arnold Palmer is the perfect blend of iced tea and lemonade that forms the über beverage. My infatuation with Arnold Palmer is limitless. I would go to the end of the earth to get Arnold Palmer( I don’t though because it’s in the cafeteria now). Anyone who doesn’tlike Arnold Palmer is a big jerk and should probably just go roll in the mud and think about their actions. If I were president of the world (which I will be), I would make it come out of all the water faucets even though it would be very inconvenient for cleaning. Also, I understand he was a pretty good golfer but the general feeling is that itis inconsequential.
April 25, 2008
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I’ve been drinking Arnold Palmer for probably atleast a year now, Douglas, so way to live under a rock. Also, you do not need to go to the end of the earth to find some, they have it in gallon jugs at Price Chopper. You can thank me later.
Comment by chelseaw47 — April 26, 2008 @ 1:50 pm
Imagine how much better the Jack Nicklaus will be.
Comment by adkdecap — May 1, 2008 @ 11:35 am
you are so wierd that doug
Comment by hmiron — May 2, 2008 @ 4:09 pm
hahhahahahahhaha.
yeah it’s really good.
but remember that stuff you made me taste in lunch. POOL WATER. disgusting. =0
Comment by meghan16 — May 9, 2008 @ 4:10 pm
I vote Doug for president of the world…
if there even is one.
Comment by promisemetragedy — May 23, 2008 @ 4:01 pm