Arnold Palmer

I am ecstatic about this new progression of events that has taken place in our school cafeteria. They have just placed a certain beverage called Arnold Palmer is the vending machines. Now, if you don’t know what Arnold Palmer is, you are seriously missing out my friend. Arnold Palmer is the perfect blend of iced tea and lemonade that forms the über beverage. My infatuation with Arnold Palmer is limitless. I would go to the end of the earth to get Arnold Palmer( I don’t though because it’s in the cafeteria now). Anyone who doesn’tlike Arnold Palmer is a big jerk and should probably just go roll in the mud and think about their actions. If I were president of the world (which I will be), I would make it come out of all the water faucets even though it would be very inconvenient for cleaning. Also, I understand he was a pretty good golfer but the general feeling is that itis inconsequential.

Che Guevara

Alright, I am quite upset about the new poster Mr. Morrison has in his room. I mean, Mr. Morrison is a fine guy and all but I don’t think you could get anymore right wing republican than he is. I mean seriously, he has a George Bush bobblehead and a “Boycott France” sticker. Anyway, his new poster is called “The Victims of Che Guevara” and is sponsered by the “Young America Foundation”. The entire point of the poster is to make him seem like a terrorist murderer. Granted, he may have been responsible for the deaths of some but only because he stood up to oppressive powers and tried to make other’s lives better. I mean, look at the founding fathers of our country and all of the “patriots”. They were all terrorists too, they tarred and feathered british tax collectors and burned down peoples houses. All of the people who signed the Declaration of Independence were responsible for all the deaths that occured during the American Revolution. This poster is a giant piece of propaganda and should not be allowed in a “place of higher education”. If you really want to know about Che Guevara, I recommend you look him up on Wikipedia for an unbiased history.